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If I were Donald J. Trump...

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If I were Donald J. Trump...

If I were an ego-maniacal wanna-be dictator who haphazardly inherited control of the most powerful population on the planet, and more than half of its members hated me, HERE'S what I would do... I'd start thinning the herd.  BEGIN TRUMP THOUGHT CHANNELING It'll be easy. Basically we just have to chop off the coastal states with the highest IQ's and education... Colorado's too stoned so they don't matter. Sessions will put most of them in prison. Ok, let's start with California. Hmm... how do we get rid of California and make it look like an accident. Or, maybe not an accident, just someone...

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Bill Maher's "N" word... (a case for reparations)

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Bill Maher's "N" word... (a case for reparations)

Bill Maher's a reasonable man. His points are well thought out, and he ALMOST always articulates them as such. He of course MEANT no ill will by his "joke," but the social dialogue it has sparked is one we've heard hundreds of times and I fear it stems from a lack of understanding. Unfortunately that "understanding," is difficult to achieve without the experience of being black. I think I may have scratched the surface. Black friends/readers, please feel free to school me if I'm out of line but: White people, more specifically white America, NEVER apologized for slavery. In our...

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Break the Ice on a First Date with The Moon Ring!

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Break the Ice on a First Date with The Moon Ring!

We received this review on Amazon a few days ago and thought it was very cool. It had occurred to us that The Moon Ring would serve as an excellent ice-breaker on a first date, but to hear an actual account of how that went down was pretty great. We figured: If a girl opens it and leaves, she either has no sense of humor (in which case you're lucky she's gone), or you never had a shot with her. However if she laughs, you know she's cool...probably. Incidentally, if you switch out the pronouns (her/him she/he) in the previous 2...

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THE MOON RING FOR APRIL FOOLS' DAY!!!!

THE MOON RING FOR APRIL FOOLS' DAY!!!!

I'm just sayin... could there be a better gift for April Fools' Day? I was curious about the origin of April Fools' so I wiki'd it. Looks like the first reference was made in 1392 in one of the most boring and difficult to understand books I ever read, "Canterbury Tales." But also, it's a part of human nature, and just about every culture has its own version of it.  Interesting - we all love pranks. United in pranks... I'ma send a few moon rings to ISIS.

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Eddie's Songs

Eddie's Songs

I'm also a singer/songwriter. Music never did pay the bills, so I learned how to put farting butts in ring boxes. But seriously... If you like pop-acoustic-melodic, woe-is-me, bleeding heart singer-songwriter stuff, you should check it out. https://soundcloud.com/eddie-moffett  

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