The Makers

We're Eddie and Alison Moffett (from the video)

Eddie Moffett and Alison Moffett

We're the proud visionaries who brought you an engagement ring box containing not an engagement ring, but a miniature farting butt. In fact, the original product name was, "ass-in-a-box," until we realized mass appeal might require something a bit more "cute." The original model was also anatomically correct, and thusly rejected by one of the largest novelty item retailers in the country on the grounds that, "virtually every woman in our office found it offensive." So we toned it down, resulting in the cute little blue-jeaned posterior you see today. 

The idea for The Moon Ring came form a conversation I had on a date many many many moons ago (pun intended). The woman insisted that if her prospective life partner didn't buy her "the right ring," he couldn't possibly know her well enough, and she would be forced to decline the proposal. That night didn't end well, but I wished desperately at that moment that the moon ring was in my pocket.

The Moon ring is HAND CRAFTED. 

It takes us quite a while to make each one of these little bastards, but we do so with pride. If response is good enough, we'll move to factory production, but for now, we cast, paint and assemble every unit. They're numbered on the bottom of the box under a small sticker so that soon, when they're mass-produced by machines and every unit is identical, you'll be able to proudly say you have one of the original "pieces," hand crafted by the inventor. Then your life will be complete... 

Lastly, to anyone whose first thought was, "what idiot would give that to his fiance!?" You're not thinking it through... It's pretty obviously not for actual marriage proposals. It's for couples with a sense of humor. Think of your drunk grandfather and exceptionally tolerant grandmother. Or, your "funny" uncle. Or hell, just a guy in a bar who wants to break the ice. The possibilities are endless.

If you have any questions about anything at all, hit us up at one of these fine virtual addresses and one of us will get right back to you.

-Eddie & Alison